* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
     and drive?
   * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
   * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
   * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
     parachutes?
   * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
     there?
   * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
   * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
   * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
   * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
     on the doors?
   * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
   * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the
     pan?
   * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
     turn on the headlights?
   * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
   * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
     shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
   * You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
     why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
   * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
     turn down the volume on the radio?

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