I'd love to but...

   * I want to spend more time with my blender.
   * The man on television told me to say tuned.
   * It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
   * I'm building a pig from a kit.
   * I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
   * There's a disturbance in the Force.
   * I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
   * I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
   * I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
   * I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
   * My plot to take over the world is thickening.
   * I have to fulfill my potential.
   * It's too close to the turn of the century.
   * I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
   * I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
   * I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
   * I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
   * I'm trying to be less popular.
   * I have to study for a blood test.
   * I have to rotate my crops.
   * I prefer to remain an enigma.
   * I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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