The Plan - Canadian Military Version

In the beginning was The Plan.

And then came The Assumptions.

And The Plan was without substance.

And The Assumptions were without form.

And Darkness was upon the face of the Privates and Corporals.

And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinks!"

And the Privates and Corporals went unto their Master Corporals and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."

And the Master Corporals went unto their Sgts, saying, "It is a 
container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may 
abide by it."

And the Sgts went unto their WO's, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the WO's spoke among themselves saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant groth, and it is very strong!"

And the WO's went unto the MWO's saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful!"

And the MWO's went unto the Chief, saying unto him,
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and
vigour of the company, with powerful effects."

And the Chief looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good,
and The Plan became Policy.

And that is how Shit Happens.

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