This Panda walks into a very fine restaurant. He has a wonderful meal, and
pays his check.

He then pulls out a gun an shoots the fellow at the next table and begins to
leave!

The restaurant owner comes stops him and asks him why the heck he shot the
fellow at the next table! the Panda replies "I'm a panda. Look it up."

The panda then leaves.

The owner diligently looks up panda in the dictionary and finds:

panda (pānīde) noun
1. A rare, bear like mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of
China and Tibet (Xizang), having woolly fur with distinctive black and
white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear. Eats shoots and
leaves.

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